Kris Humphries Reveals Secrets That Kim K’s Butt Is Fake

Kim & Kris

In todays black gossip and black news he goes off, KIM KARDASHIAN’s big booty is a big, fat fake, sources say – and her estranged hubby KRIS HUMPHRIES is threatening to expose the truth!
The reality TV sexpot insists her bubble butt is all natural . . . But some insiders claim the curvy 31-year-old beauty uses butt pads and say Kris filmed a video that proves his estranged wife’s prized posterior is phony!
Kris remarked to pals that, while he loves Kim’s shapely butt, it’s not the same as what you see on the red carpet…or TV.
“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,” said a source. “He revealed all her secrets – how she uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same.
“He knows what the real thing looks like – be­cause he’s recorded it on his cell phone camera!”

16 responses to “Kris Humphries Reveals Secrets That Kim K’s Butt Is Fake

  1. Sounds like a scorned lover if you ask me…. Is her butt really that important? Fake or not?

  2. Well damn, he’s exposing what the world already knew? glad he has a plan for supplemental income now that the NBA season is likely to muss this year….tell it ALL Kris!!!

  3. Oh Damn here we go… Why does every damn person feels the need to say some slick shiat or tell secrets of the person they left…if the relationship didnt go the way they wanted.

  4. Kris Humphries: Word to the wise shut up now… you sounding like some chic that got dumped by the high school QB right after the prom.

  5. Kris throwin jabs now, huh?

  6. Please Kris do expose her. That would dry up her gravy train. I cant wait for her to be a has been. This is the fastest way to get her there!

  7. Kim’s fake but ain’t no secret…Everything about her is fake…including her personality

  8. If it was revealed that she has a fake head velcroed to her neck I wouldn’t be surprised. I’d be happy if black blogs stopped posting stories about this fake attention hungry bish.

  9. sorry Kris, but no one cares. some reason, she still managed to get her net worth up to $35MM. remember when brittney spears stories were everywhere, and just wouldn’t die out? kim k’s time is fast approaching too.

  10. No NBA, so if you wanna see sweaty black guys fight over access to a wide hole, you’ll have to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians

  11. ROTFL Really? Her cellulite filled booty looks real to me…her whole fam got that bubble butt

  12. The first husband tried to warn people, but she made him out to be a psycho so no one believed him.

  13. If this chick has a 30 page pre-nup to protect her financial assets, I doubt she wouldn’t include a clause to protect her other A$$ets.

  14. The stuff we wanna know is some stuff even he prolly doesn’t. Does Bruce Jenner get to sleep in the family house? Who is Khloe’s dad? How come Brody is never around? Whose idea was last year’s christmas card?

  15. Is that a real baby or littlepersonbecasuehe looks like a little grown man? All we wanna know about Kim is if she’s in Lala’s girl club..

  16. because her pussy is always filled with black d*ck. That’s the only reason I could think of.

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